Claim the throne as your own. Toscano wall-mounted toilet tissue knight is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted to capture every high detail of his medieval mannerisms. Design Toscano protector of the realm is at your service to hold your standard-size tissue. Sorry, bath tissue not included.
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Cold light whitening toothbrush can 360 degree automaticly brush your teeth in 45 seconds without hands. Fully automatic toothbrush, innovative technology, can completely free hands when brushing, completely achieve all the teeth synchronization cleaning, greatly save the time of brushing, thus improve ...
IPX6 Waterproof: The Bluetooth speaker is IPX6 waterproof, so you can bring it to the shower or pool; it can be submersed in up to 1 m (3 ft) of water for up to 30 minutes Note: Please dry quickly after use to ensure longer lifespan.
He probably won't really make America great again, but he's sure to save your diarrhoea. We're pleased to present you with Presidential Toilet Roll. As the old saying goes 'If you can't beat them, wipe your arse with toilet paper that has their head printed on it'.
Need the bath room? Take a Dump with Trump Loo Roll! ...